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- Can you give me the keys, ma'am?
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- Yes please.
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In fact, no.
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- Sir, would you like to order
a cocktail while you wait?
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- Yes please.
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In fact, no.
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I think my blind date
He stood me up.
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- Hello, Dan.
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- Hello, Jeanie.
How is your date going?
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- Yes, it's not going to happen.
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Can you tell him
to your friend that I won't go?
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Blind dates are the worst.
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- Why do I have to tell you?
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- Because you love it
give bad news.
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- That's how it is.
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[laughs]
Yes I like it.
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Hey, do you know who died?
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- Goodbye, Dan.
- My cat neighbor.
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[beeps]
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- I think Jeanie
He stood me up.
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- Damn, I wanted to tell you.
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But it still feels good.
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- I knew it.
Blind dates are the worst.
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- Blind dates
They are a nightmare,
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especially at my age.
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- I couldn't be
more agree.
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Wait.
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Jeanie?
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- James?
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-Dan didn't tell me
that you were impressive.
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- Well, he didn't tell me
what did you have
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an excellent taste
for women.
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- Do you want to go to dinner?
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- Just because dating
blindfolded are so fun.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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{\an8}- So you are a teacher
middle school.
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{\an8}- Yes, and I love it.
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{\an8}It's wonderful to work
in a place
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{\an8}where I have the best skin.
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{\an8}- [laughs]
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{\an8}- Eighth grade students
grade have a bad reputation,
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{\an8}but I adore them.
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{\an8}Help them with
the first experiences.
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{\an8}There is no more brutal breakup
than an eighth grader.
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{\an8}- Well, wait until I talk to you
of my divorce.
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{\an8}- Is that bad?
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{\an8}- Not bad, more like scary.
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{\an8}Claudia is terrifying.
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{\an8}I don't talk much about her,
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{\an8}because if I mention his name
three times, it appears.
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{\an8}Let me guess, you had one
of those amicable divorces.
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{\an8}- Unfortunately, no.
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{\an8}- Did it end badly?
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{\an8}- Especially for him.
Died.
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{\an8}- Oh, I had no idea.
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{\an8}- No, no, no,
It was three years ago.
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{\an8}The lions devoured him.
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{\an8}- Dear God!
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{\an8}- Actually,
It was brain cancer
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{\an8}but that's so depressing.
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{\an8}Tell me...
teacher of what?
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{\an8}- Philosophy. I've been there for five years
working on a book.
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{\an8}It's driving me crazy,
but I couldn't be happier.
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{\an8}- I have a philosophy
about that.
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{\an8}- Which one?
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{\an8}- People are butterflies
or gophers.
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{\an8}Gophers dig deep
and focus on one thing.
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{\an8}Butterflies flutter
and they explore everything.
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{\an8}- I guess you are
a butterfly
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{\an8}- [laughs] Yes.
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{\an8}- I am a real gopher.
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{\an8}- Noted.
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{\an8}[laughs]
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{\an8}This might be the best chicken
roast that I have eaten.
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{\an8}- It's not bad, but if you think
which is the best,
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{\an8}you haven't tried mine.
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- A man who roasts chicken?
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Calm down, my heart.
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- I also roast carrots.
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Beet. Tubers.
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- Turnips?
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- I roast the turnip beautifully.
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[both laugh]
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Can I try something?
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- My steak?
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- Yes, I'm leaving.
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- Wait, what?
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- Aren't you coming?
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♪ ♪
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That was fun.
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- Very funny.
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I never had to do it before
a Gatorade break.
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- I'm going to prepare something
to have breakfast
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And then you can come back
to do that thing,
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only this time in bed.
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My ioni says yes,
but my knee says no.
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- That sounds better than
any day you've had.
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But I have to go.
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- Where?
- Norway.
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I have a research scholarship
one month
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at the University of Oslo.
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- Wait, did you plan a date?
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the night before you leave
for a month?
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- I didn't think it would turn out well.
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- Me neither.
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I thought it would come out
through a window,
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not taking off my underwear.
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[everyone screams]
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- Where is our mom?
- What did you do to him?
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- Something... very nice.
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James, this is my daughter, Poppy,
and my son, Lolo.
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Generation Z.
The pandemic destroyed them.
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Guys, this is James,
my blind date last night.
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both: Ah!
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- Hello.
- How are you?
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- I didn't know you had children.
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- Aren't you talking about us?
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- [scoffs] Not at you.
Your story is boring.
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But mine?
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Man, that's how they were made
90's movies.
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She was the compassionate teacher,
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I was the foster child
his star student.
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- You vaped in class.
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- You slept during
the exams.
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He adopted me when I overcame
the age limit
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to include me in your insurance.
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- But he got the shot
backfire,
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because it was insurance
of teachers.
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James moves to Norway.
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- Ah, so just once?
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- More like two...
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- And a half.
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- Two and a half.
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Come on.
I'll walk you to the door.
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- I don't want to leave.
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Is there a possibility
to continue
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where we left off
When will I return?
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- I'll think about it.
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- Have they ever told you
that you give very deceptive kisses?
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♪ ♪
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- This is one of the offices
originals from 1811.
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I hope you like it.
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- It's magnificent.
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- Yes.
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That chair is made of leather
of whale penis.
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Don't worry.
They didn't kill the whale.
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someone found
the penis on the beach.
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- Poor whale.
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Professor Brennan,
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when I was assigned
as your assistant,
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I was very happy.
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I have always been curious
for Los Angeles.
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I heard they have sun.
How is?
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- It's very cute.
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- Wow!
It's like it's there.
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I have always dreamed
with being tanned.
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As a child, I was so white and smooth
that my nickname was Lechoso.
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Well, I'll leave it there.
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- Arvid, one more thing.
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When I work, I need
a total and absolute silence.
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Otherwise,
I can't concentrate.
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- Oh.
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[whispers]
Understood.
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[thud]
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[bang]
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-His stories are crazy.
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How many times can a
person fall into a fjord?
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- [laughs]
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It seems that
you are enjoying it.
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- That's how it is.
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It's beautiful and peaceful
and this month away from my book
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It's just what I need for
go home and finally finish it.
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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- Wow, you are very excited
my book
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- I'm sorry.
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It's a great game
of the Clippers.
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Are you a sports fan?
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- Yes. I love sports.
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- If you like sports,
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should visit the festival
Holmenkollen ski resort.
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- You must be Arvid.
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- I'm Arvid.
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- I'm Jeanie,
James' girlfriend.
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- Are you my girlfriend?
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- I would love to be.
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But don't make it strange.
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- Strange?
I won't make it strange.
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The idea that I will make it strange
that is strange.
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- To be honest,
It's been strange all day.
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- Arvid, please hang up.
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- Very good.
Goodbye, Jeanie.
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- Goodbye, Arvid.
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Wow, what a voice.
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I'm sure he sings.
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- That's right, mainly
Power ballads.
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- Arvid, hang up.
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- It's not exactly
a sociable person.
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- We'll work on that.
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♪ ♪
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- Hello, mom.
- Hello, Pops.
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- Since when
do you use lipstick?
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- Since talking on FaceTime
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with the guy from Norway
ten times a day.
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- Is it too much?
It is, right?
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It's too much.
I'll take it off.
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I'll remove the excess.
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- My God.
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Mom, you're nervous.
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- That's how it is. That's how it is. That's how it is.
I don't know,
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everything feels so new
and exciting.
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Like...
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I think I'll send...
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How do you call a sexy photo?
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- A mistake.
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Do you remember the talk
what did we have?
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If you put it online,
It will be there forever.
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♪ ♪
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[phone ringing]
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- Hello,
I was about to call you.
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- Did you receive my photo?
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- What photo?
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- Look at your messages.
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- Wow!
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Nietzsche was wrong.
Yes there is a God.
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- I miss you.
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- I miss you too.
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I love Norway,
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but the nights and... the nights
they start
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to be confused with each other.
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- The good news
today I was encouraged
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entering by force
in my car.
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- The classic shape
to make you smile.
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- Poppy, Lolo
and I have a list
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called "things that would be
incredible to know".
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It reminds us that the world
It's full of amazing things.
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Wait...
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I will send you my list.
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[notification sounds]
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- "Lock picking, dance
living room, climbing the Alps.
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- What would you have on your list?
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00:10:18,158 --> 00:10:20,202
- [laughs]
When I turned 60,
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I made a list of things
What I don't want to do.
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- That's so stupid.
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- Definitely not the Alps.
I'm terrified of heights.
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I don't even like it
Ricola's ad.
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00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:36,427
Jeanie, I think it's you.
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You are my entire list.
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- Come home now.
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- [sings "Waiting For A Girl
Like You" by Foreigner]
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♪ ♪
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- Arvid, hang up.
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♪ ♪
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- Much easier than entering
by force into a Subaru.
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Wow, James.
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How elegant.
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Claudia?
261
00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:17,008
- Yeah?
262
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,010
- God!
263
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:23,932
- Hahaha.
264
00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:26,143
- Hey, I...
265
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:27,978
- I know who you are.
266
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,854
- Oh.
- I'm happy for him.
267
00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:31,565
The baby-man found out
268
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:33,317
how to hire
to a domestic worker.
269
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,280
- Yes.
Sorry for coming in like this.
270
00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,406
I didn't know you still lived here.
271
00:11:40,407 --> 00:11:42,284
- I lived here, but no.
272
00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:43,535
I kept the house
from the beach.
273
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,370
He kept this one,
but I'm always here.
274
00:11:46,371 --> 00:11:47,664
And don't worry about me.
275
00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:50,833
I just mark my territory
276
00:11:50,834 --> 00:11:54,295
so that the new
and very young James toy
277
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:56,465
know that he lived here
a real woman,
278
00:11:56,466 --> 00:11:59,342
with a real body.
279
00:11:59,343 --> 00:12:02,512
I heard she's very attractive.
280
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,681
- Oh really?
- Uh-huh.
281
00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:08,685
- They say it's sexy
and attractive?
282
00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,354
- Yes, and he maybe
he is twice his age.
283
00:12:11,355 --> 00:12:13,023
Then it will continue
the keto diet
284
00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,400
and start a podcast.
285
00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,568
You met her.
286
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,987
How is?
287
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,696
- It's great.
288
00:12:20,697 --> 00:12:22,449
- Oh.
289
00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,993
- And fascinating.
- Oh.
290
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,453
- He seems very happy.
291
00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:28,413
- Me too at the beginning.
292
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,957
The sex was excellent.
- Heavens.
293
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,209
- And good talks.
294
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:35,378
But then it started
the tippity-tap,
295
00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,671
tippity-tap, tippity-tap.
296
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:38,005
- Oh my God, is this a musical?
297
00:12:38,006 --> 00:12:40,467
Very sorry.
I hate musicals.
298
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:44,595
- No. He started writing
his book and needed silence.
299
00:12:44,596 --> 00:12:46,973
For two years,
300
00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:49,893
I moved in silence
in my own house.
301
00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,604
I! Quietly!
302
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:56,232
So he could concentrate
In his philosophical masterpiece,
303
00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:57,943
that will never end.
304
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,070
Do you know that I don't even
list the pages
305
00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:02,572
to be able to continue
rearranging the chapters?
306
00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,742
Like an obsessed hermit.
307
00:13:05,743 --> 00:13:09,371
- He can't be such a hermit.
He went to Norway.
308
00:13:09,372 --> 00:13:10,747
- Typical man.
309
00:13:10,748 --> 00:13:13,666
He went to Norway,
But I didn't want to go to therapy.
310
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:16,002
I think it was more difficult
for him
311
00:13:16,003 --> 00:13:18,797
leave your book
than our marriage.
312
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,883
And look what I found
after he left...
313
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,010
instructions.
314
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:25,553
"Do not read."
315
00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:28,640
As if someone
I would like to do it.
316
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,642
Oh. "Do not touch".
317
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,978
Oops!
318
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:35,647
Wow, how heavy.
319
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:37,148
Ah!
320
00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:39,317
- Oh!
321
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,444
All those pages...
- Yes.
322
00:13:41,445 --> 00:13:44,323
- The ones I worry about,
because I'm the cleaner.
323
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:46,825
- I have to go.
324
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,119
Four clients,
four time zones.
325
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,828
- There is no peace for the wicked.
326
00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,832
- That's what they say,
but I sleep well.
327
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,668
[upbeat music]
328
00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:01,339
♪ ♪
329
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,383
- What?
330
00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,385
"A little surprise for
welcome you home.
331
00:14:05,386 --> 00:14:06,594
Love, Jeanie."
332
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,972
Oh.
333
00:14:10,974 --> 00:14:13,768
As...?
334
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,854
Hey, honey.
335
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,188
Do you want to go for 3 1/2?
336
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,649
- Aaah!
- Oh!
337
00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,942
Poppy?
338
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,944
- James?
What are you doing here?
339
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,821
- I live here.
What are you doing here?
340
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,740
- What's happening?
341
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:30,534
James.
James, you're early.
342
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:31,912
What happened to your nose?
343
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,287
- Poppy broke it.
344
00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:35,915
- Sorry.
I thought it was an invader.
345
00:14:35,916 --> 00:14:38,209
- Why would you invade?
your own house?
346
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:40,462
- I don't know. Why do men
do they do what they do?
347
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,214
- Go get ice.
348
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:47,510
- Hello! Norway!
349
00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:50,014
'Man, what happened to your face?
It is your source of income.
350
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,766
- Poppy punched me.
351
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,393
- [laughs]
It has happened to me.
352
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:57,353
- Is that my robe?
353
00:14:57,354 --> 00:14:58,980
- No.
354
00:14:58,981 --> 00:14:59,981
- Good idea, mom.
355
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,858
Ice helps a lot.
356
00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:03,402
James, you should put ice on it.
357
00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:07,613
- It's for James.
Here you go.
358
00:15:07,614 --> 00:15:09,824
God,
This is all my fault.
359
00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,576
I entered by force
to leave flowers
360
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,411
and then Claudia appeared.
361
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,746
- Claudia was here?
362
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,997
- Oh, yes.
363
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:20,419
was spraying
and doing tippity-tap.
364
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,753
Then he threw away your book.
365
00:15:22,754 --> 00:15:24,297
-Did he throw my book?
366
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,507
- Yes.
Za!
367
00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:27,842
and the pages
They didn't have numbers
368
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,636
so i had to call
to the boys to help.
369
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,470
- Did you read my book?
370
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:34,599
- No.
He said not to read it.
371
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,059
we just look
the top
372
00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,436
of the pages
and the bottom.
373
00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:42,023
It was like being
in the "Da Vinci Code."
374
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:42,983
- It's on your desk.
375
00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,442
- Thank you.
376
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:46,194
- The pleasure is ours.
377
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,904
Would this be a good time
378
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,572
to tell you
that I broke your jacuzzi?
379
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:50,657
- No.
380
00:15:50,658 --> 00:15:52,242
- I'll fix it.
381
00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:54,494
Come on.
382
00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,370
- Very sorry.
383
00:15:56,371 --> 00:15:57,789
I just wanted
everything was perfect
384
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,582
when you came home.
385
00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:02,460
- It's a lovely gesture
and considerate,
386
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,879
but executed
catastrophically.
387
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:06,589
But the only thing I need
to make it perfect
388
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:08,217
It's being alone with you.
389
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:12,470
- That's so beautiful.
390
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:16,433
But I don't like being alone.
391
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:19,602
I come with a big family,
392
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:22,480
wild and wonderful.
393
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,607
We do things
differently.
394
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:26,192
- Yes, I already noticed.
395
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:28,360
This is my first party
trespassing floral
396
00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:30,906
and jacuzzi broken at night.
397
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:36,118
I guess I'm used to it
to do my thing.
398
00:16:36,119 --> 00:16:37,287
- I know.
399
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:40,123
Milky said you left
without saying goodbye.
400
00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:43,043
- Are you talking to Arvid?
401
00:16:43,044 --> 00:16:45,337
- He is very lost.
402
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:49,049
- You can't leave
to accumulate people.
403
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,884
- I am a science teacher.
404
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:55,347
I love adding variables,
mix them and see what happens.
405
00:16:56,932 --> 00:17:00,727
I make things explode
on purpose.
406
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:03,646
The more noise, the better.
407
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,940
- And I like to pass
a quiet month alone,
408
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,568
with the nose stuck
in Nietzsche.
409
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:11,030
- God, I hope
that you talk about a book.
410
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:19,996
- [laughs]
411
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,624
I am a gopher.
412
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,960
- And I am a butterfly.
413
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:28,839
both: This is not going to work.
414
00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,266
- I'm not sorry to barge in.
415
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:44,979
I left my coat and the last
15 years of my life.
416
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:46,897
What's wrong, James?
417
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:48,858
Has the sexy girl left yet?
and attractive?
418
00:17:48,859 --> 00:17:50,234
- Claudia, please.
419
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:52,362
- I don't believe it
the story of depressed.
420
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:55,281
The truth is that you like it
be alone
421
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:57,032
and you are not able to change.
422
00:17:57,033 --> 00:17:59,035
And that's sad.
423
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,538
But you're still cute.
424
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,415
Remind me why we broke up?
425
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,000
- You fooled me.
426
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:09,086
- Oh, of course, of course.
427
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:12,757
[upbeat music]
428
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,425
- Hello.
429
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:17,720
We prepare your favorite dish
of fruit and cheese.
430
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:19,097
All cheese, no fruit.
431
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,056
- Thank you.
432
00:18:21,057 --> 00:18:22,975
-If you miss James so much,
call him
433
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:25,353
- No. If I call him,
I will try to change it.
434
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,896
I'm too old for that.
435
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,606
- You're too old to
wear chains on your ankle,
436
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,984
but that never stopped you.
437
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,569
- I think my students
438
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,279
eighth grade
They spoiled me.
439
00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,697
They are not rigid
in their customs.
440
00:18:36,698 --> 00:18:38,533
Because they don't have customs.
441
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,120
But the gophers don't change.
442
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,705
[doorbell rings]
443
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:47,084
Yes, I'm going.
444
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,548
- ♪ Ricola ♪
445
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:56,968
- James, why are you wearing
wearing a lederhosen?
446
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,971
- The real question is,
why not you?
447
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,764
Climb the Alps with me.
448
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,725
- I thought you were afraid of him
to the heights.
449
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:06,145
- Not so much as to lose you.
450
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,231
We will all go.
Come on, guys.
451
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,399
- Because?
452
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:13,776
- Forget them.
453
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,403
- To be honest,
It's a rock climbing class.
454
00:19:15,404 --> 00:19:16,404
I have to start slow.
455
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,739
- I like it slow.
456
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:18,822
- I remember.
457
00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:21,367
♪ ♪
458
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:22,451
- I think you look very good.
459
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:25,163
- You lie.
- That's how it is.
460
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,705
- Very good, worms!
461
00:19:26,706 --> 00:19:29,166
Over the next hour,
I will be your worst nightmare.
462
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:31,460
[laughs]
Just kidding.
463
00:19:31,461 --> 00:19:32,795
We are here to have fun.
464
00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:34,298
Now check your partner.
465
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:38,634
When they are climbing,
your partner
466
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,261
is the only person
in the world that matters.
467
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,262
Understood?
468
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:42,847
both: Understood.
469
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,890
- Now, climbing has
a specific language
470
00:19:44,891 --> 00:19:46,601
designed for your safety.
471
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,353
- You'll be fine.
472
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,270
- Can anyone tell
the two sentences
473
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,021
What do we use when we climb?
474
00:19:51,022 --> 00:19:53,023
- I love you.
475
00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:54,566
- I love you too.
476
00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:57,070
- Wrong!
477
00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:59,530
The person climbing says:
"Are you sure?"
478
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,157
and the answer is:
"Insured",
479
00:20:02,158 --> 00:20:04,743
which means:
"Am I sure?"
480
00:20:04,744 --> 00:20:06,870
I assured you.
Try it.
481
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:09,123
- Can you assure me?
482
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,792
- Insured.
483
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,543
- Very good.
484
00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,504
Now let's learn to do
a simple knot.
485
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:16,088
Who wants to go first?
486
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,424
- What are you saying?
Do you want to tie the knot?
487
00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:21,010
- Clear.
488
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,512
- Not just that one.
489
00:20:23,513 --> 00:20:24,930
- It's right.
490
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:26,932
Does everyone listen
to Captain von Trapp?
491
00:20:26,933 --> 00:20:30,394
We will tie several knots today.
492
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,355
- Are you saying what I think you're saying?
493
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,189
- Yes.
494
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,317
Going out is a young man's game.
495
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,860
We love each other.
496
00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:39,946
We have hot sex.
497
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,198
We can find out the rest
in real time.
498
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:44,075
- Let's do it.
Let's do it.
499
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,201
- You two,
do you want to join?
500
00:20:46,202 --> 00:20:48,162
- [laughs] Yes.
- Yes.
501
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,539
- I feel like I missed something.
502
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,582
both: Let's get married.
503
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,543
[upbeat music]
504
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:56,378
♪ ♪
505
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:59,214
{\an8}- Elvis Chapel reserved.
506
00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:00,800
{\an8}Las Vegas, here we come.
507
00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:02,343
{\an8}- I can't believe
Let's do this.
508
00:21:02,344 --> 00:21:05,264
{\an8}- I can't believe
that it took us so long.
509
00:21:10,101 --> 00:21:11,978
{\an8}-James?
510
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,396
{\an8}[laughs]
511
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,481
{\an8}You're a pig.
512
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,191
{\an8}I mean, really?
513
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,236
{\an8}With the maid?
514
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:21,904
{\an8}- What?
515
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:24,699
{\an8}- [whispers]
Play along.
516
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,618
{\an8}[upbeat music]
517
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,872
{\an8}♪ ♪